“It’s gonna make some of my family uncomfortable.”

Welcome to the episode where Dick Dangle steps out of his comfort zone and does a solo show! That’s right, just you and Dick, one-on-one! Who could ask for more? He talks about his recent club move as well as being a perverted yard sale enthusiast! Thankfully, the episode is save by an interview with the stunning Ariana Marie from Cheerleaders Gentlemen’s Club in Pittsburgh! Ariana discusses her films, traveling and finding her more adventurous side! it’s a great time with a fantastic performer! Enjoy!

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The Box Tops – Sweet Cream Ladies, Forward March

Sweet cream ladies, forward march
The world owes you a living
Sweet cream ladies, do your part,
Think of what you’re giving
To the lost and lonely people of the night
Out of need, they seek direction for their life
They will love you in the darkness,
Take advantage of your starkness,
And refuse to recognize you in the light

Sweet cream ladies, forward march
Think what you’re providing
Sweet cream ladies, show your starch
What’s the use of hiding?
Tell the socialites to look the other way
It’s instinctive stimulation you convey
It’s a necessary function,
Meant for those without compunction,
Who get tired of vanilla every day

Sweet cream ladies forward march
Puritans ignore them
Sweet cream ladies do their part
Sweet cream men adore them
Let them satisfy the ego of the male
Let them fabricate success to those who fail,
And should penalties pursue them,
When there’s really credit due them,
They might keep a simple fellow out of jail!

Sweet cream ladies, forward march. O-o-o? [Repeat to fade]

Songwriters: Bobby Weinstein / Jonathan Burd Stroll
Sweet Cream Ladies, Forward March lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC