Dangle is making a movie based on his attempts with the ladies! It’s called “Mission Impossible”! For this episode, Dick and The Stepfather talk about the sizes that make women orgasm, the noises that men make, the clubs where the sex happens, your new secure password systems, a start-up toy initiative and another reminder to use protection. It’s another spectacular show! But don’t worry, he’ll butter the hell out of your popcorn!

SCIENCE SAYS BIGGER DICKS, BIGGER ORGASMS

10 Types of Noises Guys Will Make During Sex

WHERE THE SEX CLUBS ARE

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One password you won’t forget: Webcam site lets members log in with a ‘penisprint’

PORNHUB IS REQUIRING SOCIAL MEDIA LOGINS IN RUSSIA. IS THIS THE FUTURE OF AGE VERIFICATION COMING TO AMERICA?

Indiegogo Set for Odd LGBTQ Icon The Babadook to Become a Dildo

Don’t Freak Out or Anything But There’s a Gonorrhea Superbug Going Around