Not even being sick stops Dick Dangle from his appointed rounds! He decides to come out swinging with several short topics, including a list of simple things he finds hot, another health class lesson, and a trip to a video store (they still have those?). The main topic is as cringe-worthy as anything that can be discussed: the popular trend of faux-cest porn. Prepare to take a shower. After you take a bath. And go to church.