Title: Age Gaps and Dirt Road Maps

Dick Dangle covers more ground than a one-man gang bang! Mr. Dangle has a review of a movie review (huh?), news stories, life stories, a book review and more AVN categories nominees. He concludes with an oversimplification and advice when it comes to your first back door experience, because nothing says love like a butt plug. Man, I should write greeting cards! Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, now suck it! Pure genius.