Can a Dangle get a witness? Sure, just open the window! Czar Dangle thanks some new Twitter followers and covers a number of interesting stories including a new sex toy for foot lovers, a new movie for you to check out, and virtual reality porn. Also included is a story of an attempted hook-up for Dick Dangle, and the conspiracy theory that follows, and the topic of exhibitionism/voyeurism. So kick off your shoes, close the blinds, strip down and hope that the Scotch Guard holds out, because your gonna teach that couch a lesson!